Welcome! Hello! At our restaurant "Defecating Fast Food," we proudly serve our popular menu item, the "Feces Burger," made entirely with 100% domestically sourced feces. We also recommend the colorful enema shake sprayed directly from the anus of our staff, the "Shit Crew." For big eaters, the "Big Butt Burger" and "Anal Hot Dog" are customer favorites, while the "Shit Apple Pie" is a classic dessert choice. All dishes are freshly prepared upon order, so you can enjoy them hot and fresh. Additionally, we offer the "Anusmile" completely free of charge, so please feel free to enjoy it.