Welcome! Come on in to Pooders, the defecating American diner! Let's start with a toast using holy water beer! Our popular menu item, the "Three Types of Rich Poop Cheese Pizza," features fresh poop cheese with varying taste, smell, and hardness, served right before your eyes. Its unique flavor will surely blow your mind. We also recommend our gut-juice-filled "Colon Soup" and "Shit Sauce Dog." For dessert, try our signature "Poop Blueberry Pie" with your choice of pie crust—each offers a distinct taste depending on the ingredients. Please visit us at least once!