Today's special project is about to begin. Just imagining the sleazy grin on Caribbean staff members as they meet this stunning newcomer makes it clear this will be fun. Starting with zero yen—wait, we haven't even finished explaining and you're already laughing?
"Isn't this super poor?" you say, Ako-chan, but that's not the point—just hear me out. Today, you'll be hitchhiking with absolutely no money. Though let's be real, you can't get to Switzerland by hitchhiking.
With your bright personality and adorable natural charm, Ako Nishino, cars will surely stop for you in no time. If not, maybe flash your panties a little!
Forget about that TV show you wanted to watch—let's ride out to Hokkaido!
Forget king crab—go ahead and feast on big bro's crustacean instead.