What, it's you? Surprised to see me on campus? Yeah, some staff member from the registrar's office called me in, saying my attendance is so low I'm gonna get held back. Not that I give a damn about coming to school anymore (laughs). By the way, I'm Meaty Cute Paradise VR. You've heard of it, right? That ultra-fleshy, super-curvy specialized one. It's rare you'd talk to me. In fact, is this the first time ever? Huh. How's everyone else from our seminar doing? Glad to hear. Wait—what? You think I'm [Sakura Tsuji's boyfriend]? Where'd that come from? Someone saw us talking in the park and just assumed we're dating? That's a bit much. Besides, that was ages ago. What's this—lots of guys have been confessing to Sakura Tsuji, but she keeps turning them down saying she already likes someone? And you're seriously suggesting that someone could be me? Me, a total shut-in, socially invisible loner? That's impossible. At least, that's what I'd say—but hold on. Let's set aside whether or not I'm the guy Sakura likes. Man, I didn't know she was that popular (laughs). I mean, she's serious and kind. When she switched from thick glasses to contacts, even I felt a little stirred—just a little (laughs). "Guys still keep hitting on her nonstop"? Huh. Didn't know she was that sought after. Can't say I'm shocked though (laughs). She's actually got a really cute face when you look closely. And damn, that body sculpted from playing rugby? Unbelievable. Everything's perfectly shaped, popping out just right. Her skin's insanely soft and smooth, like silk (laughs). "How the hell do you know all this?" Calm down. Take a deep breath. Look—she's just that sincere. If I told her I was struggling, she'd listen seriously. If I said something like, "My life's meaningless if I never get with a woman," she'd actually worry alongside me (laughs). Seriously, she's the type who can't say no, can't bring herself to reject anyone. Sakura Tsuji? She's definitely one of those girls. At first, she was kinda cold, but the moment I kissed her—she just melted. Her whole body went limp instantly (laughs). Once I realized that, things moved fast (laughs). When I stripped her clothes off, damn—she had this unbelievably gorgeous body, way better than I imagined. Just seeing her naked nearly made me cum right then. Even thinking about it now gets me hard (laughs). Shit, I'm craving her body again (laughs). I made her suppress her voice at first, but once I started working her over, moans kept slipping out (laughs). She tried acting all shy and innocent (laughs). Her body's super sensitive—endless fun (laughs). I've tried every position I've seen in AVs, even recreated stuff from the brothels I visited with my allowance—she got even hornier (laughs). Her movements, the way she carries herself—it's all sexy as hell (laughs). Damn, I can't take it (laughs). Wait—maybe that's when it started. When Sakura began getting popular. That face, that body, plus natural sex appeal? Of course she'd be in demand (laughs). When I was with her, I made her keep saying "I love you" over and over with real feeling, and she actually did it. Probably started believing it herself after saying it so much—maybe she actually fell for me (laughs). I ordered her to come see me braless, wearing just a thong, completely shaved—and she followed every rule (laughs). Sucks for all those guys who looked down on me, huh (laughs)? The one who knows Sakura Tsuji's body better than anyone? That's me (laughs). Hey, what's wrong? You mad? Ah (laughs). You too? You like Sakura Tsuji too (laughs)? You one of those "guys hitting on her" (laughs)? Don't get so worked up. Just breathe. Calm down yet? Good. Then go ahead—relive my experience. Take the girl everyone desires and make her yours alone.