When I visited my girlfriend's home for the first time after six months of dating, I was introduced to her mother. She smiled warmly and said, "Hello, it's a pleasure to meet you. My daughter has told me so much about you." Nervous but polite, I looked up—and instantly found my gaze locked onto her chest, which boldly protruded like a massive, explosive K-cup, impossible to ignore. That night, kindly allowed to stay over, I lay awake, restless and aroused, until I could no longer resist...!