I don't mean to brag, but my wife is beautiful, hardworking, and well-regarded around the neighborhood. However, she's always been a bit airheaded. She's constantly saying things like "I spaced out" or "I forgot." Well, minor forgetfulness isn't a big deal, but lately she's started going out without wearing a bra, her nipples clearly showing through her clothes. It's making me anxious about the lewd stares she's getting from the men around our neighborhood.