Due to a childhood trauma, a man developed an intense desire focused on legs, eventually forming a strong wish to be kicked in the groin. This craving grew stronger each day, gradually taking control of his life. He became determined to act on his impulse no matter the risk—ready to give up after just one kick, willing to disguise himself to avoid being recognized. As the requirements to become a male performer dropped significantly, troubled men began applying in droves, and he too decided to step onto the stage and confront his deepest desires head-on. We sincerely acknowledge his feelings and have prepared today as the ultimate day to mercilessly kick him right in the balls.